WEIRDLY SPECIFIC THINGS THAT MAKE WOMEN HORNY

Website TheCut.com has an article titled “Women on the Very Specific Things That Make Them Horny”. Here we go:
1. “When they can handle a car in inclement weather. I get so aroused when I’m witness to someone confidently maneuvering a car through snow or a bad thunderstorm. I can literally hear my ovaries screaming at me that this person could provide for a family; it’s ridiculous.”
2. “The BBC show The Great British Sewing Bee. It’s something about all the tape measures and pins and scissors that sends my mind that way.”
3. “Going to the dentist.”
4. “Men’s thumbs. My first memory of being turned on by thumbs was watching Matthew McConaughey in ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days’ – they just look manly, and he set the baseline for how thumbs should look.”
5. “I got my first manicure when I was 14. When the beautician massaged my hands, my vagina flipped. I’ve enjoyed having my hands massaged ever since.”
6. “A big nose. Like, Adrien Brody big.”
7. “Watching my boyfriend eat edamame turns me on.”
8. “When guys do that thing where they hop up to hit something that’s high enough to be out of reach but not too high, whether it’s a subway sign or a particularly low-hanging awning, I get weak in the knees like I’m 15 again.”
9. “Libraries. I’m instantly turned on once I set foot in one.”
10. “Boys with painted nails.”
11. “I love watching people dress for work, but not because of the intermittent partial nudity. There is something sexy about the determination of a sleepy human stepping into their morning routine.”
12. “Sometimes the way a man clears his throat reminds me of sex noises.”
13. “Watching Parks and Rec, specifically for scenes featuring Ron Swanson.”
14. “I’m Canadian, and nothing gets me going more than a real American accent. Bonus points if it’s Southern.”
15. “Listening to my boyfriend list ingredients in tacos.”
* Boy, have I been doing it wrong all these years.
* So why does Adrien Brody look so sad all the time?
* The woman who loves thumbs must go nuts for hitch-hikers.
* Don’t try to figure out a woman, guys. It’s hopeless.
* PHONE TOPIC: Ladies, do you have a weird specific turn-on?