WACKY FIREWORK NAMES
Have you shopped for fireworks lately? They sure have some wacky names, huh? These are some of the creatively-named fireworks that you can find online at the various firework vendors on the internet:
(These are some we found new this year, 2025. )
– Wizard of Ahhhs
– Neighbor Hater
– Cat Scat Fever
– Whacky Tobacky
– Catvasion!
– Put It In Reverse
– Psycho Peacock
– Mummy Dust
– Holy Finale
(These are from a similar story couple of years ago.)
– Psycho-delic
– Doctor Boom
– Death Blossom
– Eternal Eruption
– Mount Magma
– Silent Insanity
– Badassical Blast
– Raging Rottweilers
– Aqua Boom
– Moonshine Mother
– Loud Cloud
– Moon Jellies
– Whistling Kitty Chaser
– Purple People Eater
– L’il Bubba
– Da L’il Yooper
– Medusa’s Rage
– Lawbreaker
– 177-Degree Sunburn
– Unicorn Puke
* There should be more fireworks named “That’s it?”
* I think a dozen of these were horses that ran in the Kentucky Derby.
* Others are Marvel superheroes. Remember when Psycho Peacock battled Aqua Boom in X-Men #116?
* Still others are rejected Ben & Jerry flavors.








