THINGS MEN DO TO IMPRESS WOMEN, WHO AREN’T IMPRESSED

Reddit asked, “Women: What are some things that men often THINK will impress you, but actually don’t?” Here are some of the responses:
– “Talking about fights you’ve gotten in.”
– “Working too hard at being funny. A natural sense of humor is very attractive. I’ve been on too many dates with guys who tried to awkwardly cram a five minute comedy set into casual conversation.”
– “Being an ‘expert’ on anything and everything, while simultaneously never admitting they don’t know something. Just admit when you don’t know something! I won’t think less of you!”
– “Working all the time or staying up all night for projects. I like sleep and balance.”
– “I went on a first date with a university professor who brought out his positive end-of-term eval scores. Spent a good 15 or so minutes reading some of them to me and explaining that he got first or second highest in his department before asking me to rate him on his first-date skills.”
– “Doing something dangerous or reckless. You’re an adult! Please do not drive like a getaway driver or an F1 racer! I don’t want to die on the highway because you need to impress me with your driving skills! ”
– “Trying to low-key assert how wealthy they are. I went on a date with this guy one time who kept hinting at things he could afford and kept mentioning how lucky he was to have such a good salary.”
* Boy you just can’t please some women. I was talking about this with my stockbroker the other day over a fine bottle of wine.
* Take out the trash without being asked. THAT’S impressive.
* PHONE TOPIC: Ladies, what did a guy do that failed to impress you?