STORE BURGLARS USE SLINGSHOT

Four burglars wearing ski masks broke through a front window at Stuff, a vintage furniture and antique store in San Francisco, using a slingshot early Wednesday morning. The burglary was caught on surveillance video and happened at around 4:20 a.m. A suspect on a bicycle used a slingshot, broke out the front glass and then three other suspects that were in a black truck ran in, ransacking items, stealing jewelry and running back out within five minutes.
* Police are on the lookout for a little blonde kid, a neighborhood menace that goes by the name “Dennis”.
* Why not a slingshot? It worked for David on Goliath.
* They had to use the slingshot. Their samurai sword is too had to carry while riding a bike.
* If they do well with the slingshot, they’re thinking of moving up to a full-blown catapult.
* Young people shouldn’t be riding bicycles, doing crimes, with a slingshot. They should be in school slinging the BS instead.
* They used a slingshot? That’s how warfare will look after World War 3.
* Okay, Einstein said sticks and stones but you get the point.
* I say if you have to take an idea from someone, Einstein is a pretty good choice.