SHOCK POLL: EVERYBODY’S TIRED

A new survey of 2,000 Americans by Zipfizz energy powder finds, not surprisingly, that one in three Americans wake up already exhausted. By 11:54 a.m. the average person starts to fade completely. The things taking most of our energies, according to the survey:
– Being interrupted or talked over
– Awkward small talk
– Customer service interactions
– Talking to strangers
– Receiving unsolicited advice
– Office gossip
– Group video calls
– Coworkers showing you something on their phone
– Overly personal conversations with colleagues
* Geeze, we do eight out of nine of those things every single morning here.
* Are these one in three Americans working at places with no coffee machine?
* So I guess you’re supposed to take the Zipfizz energy powder and throw it in their eyes while you run away?
* You could discourage people from doing a lot of these to you by never brushing your teeth.
* Stay tuned next hour, we have a survey showing that everybody gets hungry.