SEXUAL INNUENDOS

Reddit asked, “What is your favorite innuendo for having sex so the kids don’t know?” Some of the responses:
– “My wife and I would use “team meeting” as code around our kid.”
– “We say, ‘Coffee when we get home?'”
– “Are you TIRED tonight?”
– “It feels like a Thursday.”
– “Loading the dishwasher.”
– “Slytherin her Hufflepuff.”
– “The word we use is Archipelago: ‘I want to visit the Archipelago.'”
– “She’ll be like, ‘I want chicken nuggets.'”
– “I always tell my wife that I’m going to give her the ol’ razzle dazzle. My kids are absolutely none the wiser.”
– “Me and my partner have an imaginary sex secretary called Janine, and Janine pencils us in for scheduled sexy times.”
– “Wanna play twister?”
– “Rock the casbah.”
– “Boom boom pow.”
– “Is the rodeo coming to town?”
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you and your partner have a secret code?