SEND CANADIAN COW MANURE THROUGH THE MAIL

Attention Canadians: For just $4.20 plus tax, you can send a package filled with nearly 30 grams of fresh, stinking cow manure to that special someone. A company called “Battle-Ess-word” [actual name ‘Battleshits’] launched last September. They are a professional delivery service that packs and mails anonymous packages of cow dung to recipients. While there are several companies that mail poo to your friends – or enemies – this company points out that their competitors charge upwards of 10 times what Battle[bleep] charges for the same service. (* He’s right, you know.) All you need to do is order online, anonymously if you like, and the company will mail a bag of cow manure via Canada Post in a leak-proof bag. You can add a message for an extra 50 cents.
* In case you needed an idea for Valentine’s Day next month.
* Getting a little tired of the lock down, are we, Canada?
* At least their product is truly organic.
* This idea first showed up on the Canadian entrepreneur show “Shark Toilet Tank.”
* Can they guarantee at least 35% pure Canadian content?
* Sorry, but I for one am tired of dealing with other people’s crap.