ROBBER DISGUISED HIMSELF WITH PAPER TOWELS

A man robbed a Nashville, Tennessee gas station with his face wrapped in paper towels as a disguise on Wednesday night. The employee told officers that the suspect went to the bathroom and grabbed paper towels to put over his face then came out carrying a gun. The employee complied and gave him money from the register. Police said they’re checking surveillance from the store. The suspect was described as being a man in his early 20s, around 5-feet 8-inches tall and was wearing a dark hoodie with blue jeans.
* And Brawny. Very, very Brawny.
* He got away Scott-free.
* He made off with quite the Bounty.
* “Bounty – The Quicker-Somebody-Else’s-Money-Picker-Upper!”
* With the help of those paper towels, he really cleaned up!
* The cashier decided to just roll with it.
* Well, this is a very absorbing story, but we have to move on.
* So that’s why there are never any paper towels when I use the gas station restroom.
* You notice the phrase “criminal mastermind” does not appear in this story.
* Give the guy some credit – the plan seems to have worked.
* I still like the one where the robber had the underwear on his head.