PLANE POOPS ON GIRL'S SWEET 16 PARTY

A teenage girl’s birthday party in Levittown, Pennsylvania came to a messy end when a plane dropped feces over the family’s backyard. It was Jacinda’s Sweet 16 party on Sunday evening. About 40 people were there, swimming and playing horseshoes. Suddenly, out of nowhere, brown stuff started dropping from the sky. Fortunately, they had just taken the cake inside two minutes before. One girl at the party grabbed her smartphone and used an app to figure out five planes were flying above them at that moment. The family has filed a complaint with the Federal Aviation Administration.
* Even worse, you could see a pilot and co-pilot high-fiving each other.
* We’re talking industrial-grade party pooper.
* This is like the opposite of a courtesy flush.
* Well, thank god the cake came through unscathed.
* “Every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven”? Well, except for when it rains feces.
* They would have put that in the song, but almost nothing rhymes with “feces.”
* Jacinda later realized this was the exact moment when she knew her life would suck.
* Do you send a thank-you note after a party like this or no?
* Maybe the dad arranged the feces drop to get these brats to go home.
* The girl only had an app to tell her what planes were overhead? She needed the app that tells you when a plane dumps its sewage overhead.
* I’ve heard of being born under a bad sign but this is ridiculous.