PIZZA GUY THROWS PIZZA AT ROBBER

In Wilmington, North Carolina, a pizza delivery driver defended himself during an attempted robbery with the $45 worth of pizza he was delivering. Officials say Evan Tyler Gordon, 25, put in a fake pizza order, and when the driver showed up Gordon insinuated that he had a gun, claiming he would shoot him if he did not give him money. The driver began throwing the pizzas at the suspect, causing Gordon to run from the scene. The driver then got back in his vehicle and attempted to follow Gordon, but lost sight of him between homes in the area. He called police, who later found and arrested Gordon.
* Did they find him in 30 minutes or less?
* That is one lazy robber. Makes the victim do everything, even drive over to his place to give him the money.
* Insinuating that you have a gun and actually having a gun are two different things.
* Maybe I’ll order pizza tonight just as a sign of support.
* One thing is clear: this pizza delivery guy cares way too much about his job.
* He’s a pizza delivery guy. He should save up his strength for all the sex.
* I think a safer response to this would be, “Fine, here’s the money. Do you still want the pizza, too?”