PENNSYLVANIA GRAVE ROBBER – Jan 12

A Pennsylvania man is facing hundreds of charges after “over 100 full or partial sets of human and skeletal remains” were found in his home and a storage unit. Jonathan Gerlach, 34, of Ephrata, Pa., is the suspect in a string of burglarized graves and mausoleums at the Mount Moriah Cemetery on the outskirts of Philadelphia. Mr. Gerlach was seen exiting the cemetery holding a burlap bag, crowbar and other assorted items. He was taken into custody where he admitted to stealing approximately 30 sets of human remains, though over 100 full or partial sets of human and skeletal remains have been recovered. Some of the remains were months-old infants, while others were hundreds of years old. Detectives say they are still trying to piece together who they are.
* Phrasing, fellas! Phrasing!
* What a bonehead.
* Everybody has a skeleton in their closet, but this guy has EVERYBODY’S skeleton in his closet.
* Worst episode of Antiques Roadshow ever.
* Rest In Peace, my eye!