PARIS NAKED RESTAURANT CLOSING

The first nudist restaurant in Paris has closed 15 months after opening because it failed to attract enough customers. O’naturel will close its doors permanently in February. Diners left their clothes and phones in a cloakroom after arriving and were given a pair of slippers to wear into the dining room. The decor inside was minimalist, with the menu consisting of upmarket French bistro cuisine – lobster, foie gras and snails with parsley cream sauce – priced at $57.50 for three courses. A large white curtain over the windows shielded diners from gawpers outside.
* You can only spill soup on your naked lap so many times before you say, “Enough.”
* Also, that one guy who kept ‘accidentally’ dropping his fork was pretty obnoxious.
* Then there were the annoying screams from the kitchen whenever anyone ordered French fries.
* “Excuse me, waiter, but there’s a man in the corner playing the organ.”
* The food was so-so, but it was a nice place to hang out.
* Once you’re seated and have your lobster bib on, is there really any point to a naked restaurant?
* I bet the restaurant got tired of hearing, “Now, where’s my wallet?” every time the bill came.