NORTH KOREA SENDS POOP BALLOONS; SOUTH KOREA RETALIATES WITH BOY BAND MUSIC

For months now, South Korea has been on the receiving end of excrement- and garbage-filled balloons from the Kim Jong Un regime in North Korea. More than a thousand balloons have sailed over the border zone and soiled South Korea. On Sunday, South Korea struck back by blaring music of the Korean boyband BTS. North Korean soldiers and border residents would have been within earshot. Within hours of the music, Kim Jong Un’s hot (* Google her!) younger sister, Kim Yo Jong warned there would be a “new counteraction” if the unwelcome transmissions continue. She said, “This is the prelude to a very dangerous situation.”
* Sorry, but South Korea has had enough of your crap.
* Battle of the Bands is a helluva lot safer than missiles.
* They bring knives, we bring guns. They blast BTS, we blast Justin Bieber.
* If South Korea were serious, they’d drop the actual BTS boys across the border, but that violates the Geneva conventions.
* This could very well escalate into Morgan Wallen and Shaboozey.
* South Korea hasn’t released any excrement. Well, unless you count the second season of Squid Game.