MISSING WEDDING RING FOUND IN DOG POOP

In Sitka, Alaska, Nikki Balovich lost her wedding ring in January, when she was pregnant and often took it off her swollen finger. She suspected her dog, Halli, was the culprit because the 90-pound mastiff puppy often carries household items in its mouth. She spent time searching for the band, including checking Halli’s poop outside, to no avail. But last week she saw a post on a Facebook sales site about a ring being found in an “unusual place.” She contacted the poster, who had found the ring while picking up dog poop at a local ball field. Balovich had also also recently volunteered at the field, and brought along her dog at the time. Balovich was reunited with her ring last Thursday. “It’s been on my hands ever since,” she said. “My hand was feeling naked without it.”
* They left the ‘h’ out of Sitka.
* It’s a happy ending and a crappy ending.
* If you’re volunteering to pick up dog poop and you bring your dog along and it leaves poop behind, I don’t think you’ve actually accomplished anything.
* Maybe there wouldn’t be so much poop to clean up if she’d just stop volunteering to clean up poop.
* So we have the one married guy today who was murdered by his wife and buried in manure and now this story. It’s like the circle of life.
* The dog was a mastiff? If you wanted to search its dog poop you’d need a bulldozer.
* Those are big dogs. You throw a stick with them and they’ll bring back a tree.
* Notice it was a 90-pound puppy?
* “It often carries household items in its mouth.” Like the couch.
* How would you like to be sliding into second base at that ball field and land in a pile of this?