MAN THINKS ZOO ALLIGATOR IS FAKE, CLIMBS INTO PEN

A 29-year-old man visiting the Kabug Island zoo in the Philippines thought their crocodile was fake, so he climbed into its enclosure to pose for photos. The croc bit him on the leg and held on tight. Though the man could be seen sitting still as he awaited help, the crocodile dragged him through the shallow water and rolled over, twisting his leg even further as he screamed in pain. A zookeeper then went into the enclosure and hit the female crocodile over the head with concrete to open her mouth, and the man received more than 50 stitches for his injuries.
* And then the zookeeper hit HIM on the head with concrete, just for being a dummy.
* So alligators whole “sit perfectly still and dinner will come to you” pretty much works on every other creature.
* On the bright side, he got way more exciting photos than he thought he would.
* They do not put fake animals in cages at zoos. This isn’t China. Although a zoo could save a lot of money on raw chickens if they did.
* Even Disney World doesn’t put fake alligators in their lakes, as one family tragically knows.