MAN ON PLANE REMOVES PANTS, SPENDS FLIGHT IN BOXER SHORTS

A woman, Lizzie Thompson, was on an Air France flight as they were boarding the plane when the man in the seat directly across the aisle took off his shoes, then his socks, and then his pants. He was wearing only boxers. Then… it got worse. Another passenger boarded with a ukulele and the boxer-shorts man asked ukulele man to sit next to him so they could make some music. Lizzie’s reaction: “WTF is going on?” Lizzie alerted the flight attendant who said he’d move her, but Lizzie was in a bulkhead seat and decided she didn’t want to lose the legroom. When she asked the attendant if he could get the man to put his pants back on, the attendant simply shrugged. Two hours into the flight, boxer-man stood up and took 4 mini bottles of wine from the cart. Then he fell asleep. Six hours into the flight he got cold so he put on his puffy jacket. She did report that the ukulele was not played at any point during the flight.
* A European method for avoiding blood clots in your legs?
* The worst part was when the attendant told boxer-shorts man that the co-pilot needed him to come up and fly the plane while he took a bathroom break.
* When they say “ready for take-off”, they don’t mean your clothes.
* Lizzie, we’ve had airline stories of in-aisle urination, windows cracking and people being sucked halfway out … Stop complaining and count your blessings.