MAN LEAVES CAN OF COKE WITH ISOLATED ISLAND TRIBE

A 24-year-old American man was arrested for visiting an off-limits island in the Indian ocean. The island is home to a tribe that has been isolated from the rest of the world for thousands of years. They also are known to attack anyone who lands on their beaches. In 2018, an American missionary who landed illegally on the beach was shot with arrows and buried on the beach. In 2006, the tribe killed two fishermen who had accidentally landed on the shore. In this latest incident, a man named Mykhailo Polyakov, from Scottsdale, Arizona, sailed there to meet the tribe. He stayed on the beach for about an hour, blowing a whistle to attract attention, but got no response from the islanders. He said he left a can of Diet Coke and a coconut as an offering, made a video on his camera, and collected some sand samples before returning to his boat. He was spotted by local fishermen, who informed the Indian authorities, and Mr. Polyakov was arrested. He faces up to five years in prison.
* How about sentencing him to go back to the island? Or worse, Scottsdale, Arizona.
* An hour. It was like the shortest season of Survivor ever.
* Imagine if this guy had been able to film himself sharing a can of Coke with the tribe? It’s the Coca-Cola advertising version of the moon shot.
* Actually, they went back and looked, and the natives wrote a message on the beach: SEND CAN OPENER.
* Also, it’s a known fact that the tribe prefers Diet Dr. Pepper.