MAN IN A CATSUIT HAUNTS NEIGHBORHOOD

A man in a black cat suit has been menacing residents of a small British town. Residents in the Liverpool suburb of Wallasey say the person they now call “Pantherman” jumps out from behind trees and yells “meow.” The man is wearing a full-body black suit with a mask resembling a cat, and hangs around at night in wooded areas before he jumps out and scares his victims. Photos show him crawling around or writhing on the ground while meowing. In one video he’s sliding under a fence near a pub in town. Local resident Abbie Gilbert says, “Everyone and their nan seems to have seen him. I really don’t think he’s dangerous, just a bit strange.”
* Anybody seen Prince Andrew lately?
* It’s disturbing when he jumps out and meows. It’s even more disturbing when he lays down and licks himself.
* I’d hate to have to clean THAT litterbox.
* It’s when he starts singing “Memories” that you have to be worried.
* Hey, at least it’s not Slender Man.