MAN BACK FROM THE DEAD ON THE WAY TO THE MORGUE

The Milwaukee fire department responded to a welfare check on a 46-year-old man last Tuesday. His girlfriend had not heard from him in two days. They arrived at his apartment to find him “cold to the touch”. They did not attempt to resuscitate him, and loaded his body into the ambulance. But on the way to the medical examiner’s office, he began moving his left arm and right leg. He started spontaneously breathing, even though he didn’t seem to have a pulse. The man was taken to the emergency room. His brother says that he is doing better.
* And that’s the news for today. Have a nice zombie apocalypse, everyone!
* Mother of all Power Naps.
* Don’t worry. I’m sure the ambulance driver will get over the shock in 4 or 5 years.
* You’re on your way to the medical examiner, and a voice from the back says “Take Highway 43 – it’s quicker!”
* Cold to the touch? Not checking to see if he has a heartbeat – THAT was cold.
* Time to have another training session on How To Use A Stethoscope.
* Talk about bonus time.
* It’s to be expected. Stories like this happen in these third world countries every now and … wait, did you say Milwaukee?
* Wasn’t Jeffrey Dahmer from Milwaukee? Boy, would this be his worst nightmare: “Would you lie back down and die? I’m trying to eat here.”
* My favorite is still when the person comes back to life during the funeral and then tells everyone off.