MAN ARRESTED FOR TOAD LICKING

LaPorte, Indiana, police responded to JJ’s Sideout Bar & Grill early Sunday morning after a man refused to leave the property. Officers found Richard Mullins, 41, barefoot and carrying his sandals. He proceeded to dance around in the parking lot, then picked up a toad and began licking it. Police asked Mullins to leave. He remained on the public sidewalk, dancing. Police left, but kept the area under surveillance. After a few minutes, they observed Mullins walk back into the parking lot carrying another toad. He was taken into custody for trespassing.
* Dancing and licking a toad. Sounds like a particularly bad episode of “America’s Got Talent.”
* We need a show called “America’s Got Loonies.”
* I’d say LaPorte has a toad problem. Two in one parking lot?
* It’s probably a lovely town – except for all the Biblical prophesy stuff.
* When does the locust swarm get there?
* It does sound like they have the toad problem licked.
* Did he also have a frog in his throat?
* This was the night JJ first asked himself if he still wanted to be in the Bar and Grill business.
* Soon to be a major motion picture called “Barefoot in the Parking Lot.”