MADONNA TO GUEST ON “THE STUDIO”

He husband says, “Can we change the subject?” Wife says, “Alright. More chores around the house need to be done by you.”

Because he was a little chicken.

He says, I was bitten by a wolf.” Doctors asks, “Where?” Guy says, “No, just a regular wolf.”

They’re not making them any longer.

They sit at the gate for two hours, then they finally take off. A passenger asks the attendant, “What was the problem? Attendant says, “The pilot was bothered by a strange noise in the engine, and it took two hours to find a different pilot.”