IF YOU COULD CHANGE THE NAME OF SOMETHING

Reddit asked, “You get to rename one common object to something way more accurate. What is it?” some of the responses:
– “Jumpoline instead of trampoline.”
– “Jet ski – Boatercycle”
– “Charge card to pay card.”
– “Hemorrhoids to asteroids.”
– “Knives should really be called chopsticks.”
– “The wrappers from fast food, used kleenexes, old receipts, etc. that you toss onto the floor of your car? Carbage.”
– “Apartment = Togetherments”
– “Soccer ball should be a football, and a football should be a hand egg.”
– “Boxing mittens”
– “Calculator to calcusooner.”
– “Unihorns.”
– “Reddi-Wip should be called ffffft, because that’s what it sounds like coming out of the can.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Would you change the name of something?