HALF OF COUPLES WANT TO SLEEP ALONE

When asked whether they prefer to sleep in a separate bed, nearly half of the 2,000 Americans polled admitted they would rather sleep alone at least some of the time. The new survey, conducted by Slumber Cloud, found that sharing your bed can sometimes lead to a long night of restlessness:
– Half of the couples saying their partner snores too loud.
– 37 percent saying they simply just get too hot lying next to their partner.
– 32 percent of survey respondents say they spend all night fighting over the covers with their partner.
– 22 percent of men complain they deal with hair in their face all night.
– Over half (51 percent) say they are “thermally incompatible” with their partner, meaning one prefers a warm sleeping environment and the other prefers a cooler one.
* As opposed to the U.S. and North Korea, which ar “thermonuclearly incompatible”.
* Hair in your face all night? What the hell, guys?
* Does your wife complain about having to smell ‘dog breath’ all night, even though you don’t own a dog? Might be an issue, fellas.
* We have two cats, which I refer to as Heat Sink #1 and Heat Sink #2.