GUY ACCIDENTALLY FIRES OFF GUN IN CHURCH

Altoona, Pennsylvania, churchgoers were startled when a gun went off during Easter services. The gun went off at the Cathedral of the Blessed Sacrament Saturday night. One witness said, “You never know if you’re safe anymore in this world and it’s a shame to know you can’t even go into church without having something like this happen.” The owner of the gun did have a permit.
* Amen to that.
* “Please rise. (BANG!) Now please duck.”
* Taking a gun to church? How rough is THAT town?
* I wouldn’t count on a very heavy attendance next Sunday.
* I bet that put a lot more money in the collection plate.
* Then there was a second collection because the priest wants some body armor.
* Full disclosure: Before Sam Kinison was a comedian he preached and one time a fellow preacher wasn’t doing too well with collections, so Sam put a round into the ceiling.
* Not too many people bothered heckling Sam Kinison after that story got out.
* Oh great. You skip going to the club Saturday night, and head for church instead, and then this happens.