GROCERY WORKER GETS 40 FREE SAUSAGE ROLLS FOR 40 YEARS OF SERVICE

Kevin Parsons, 56, has worked at the Alliance supermarket in Guernsey, England, since 1984 – 40 years! – and his boss is recognizing his dedication to the job with a hearty handshake, a certificate of merit, a tropical poster for his home and a free sausage roll for his next 40 work shifts. While Kevin was gracious in receiving the gifts, many people branded them ‘insulting.’ When the story of Kevin’s reward hit the internet, the public was brutal toward his employer:
– “You helped me sell 400,000 sausages over 40 years and I earned millions. Here’s 40 sausages.”
– “This company doesn’t deserve his dedication.”
– “They’re trying to give him a heart attack so they don’t have to pay retirement.”
* So, for 40 years of service, they gave him the farts.
* They offered him 400 sausages but Kevin turned them down ’cause they’re actually not that good.
* They did ask him not to warm the sausage rolls in the break room microwave because they stink up the joint.
* Kevin’s not complaining because, for forty years, he’s probably never paid for groceries.