FASHION POLICE

Reddit asked, “You’re chief of the fashion police, what are you banning?” Some of the responses:
– “Women’s clothing without functional pockets.”
– “Nothing spandex in sizes bigger than 2X.”
– “Inch-long bangs. Nobody can pull that off.”
– “That stupid broccoli hairstyle every young boy has.”
– “Super long fake eyelashes that look like they could generate a breeze. They’ve gone from glam to wind turbine.”
– “Brushed out eyebrows that look like caterpillars. Don’t know how fashion convinced the average woman it’s a good look.”
– “Ear gauges.”
– “Looney Toons pajamas in the airport.”
– “Men wearing dress shoes without socks.”
– “Skinny jeans on guys. The whole world is laughing at you.”
– “$400 haircut with 4 days of beard growth.” (* And that’s just on the women!)
* PHONE TOPIC: What would you ban if you were the chief of the fashion police?