DRUNK FISHERMAN ILLEGALLY HAULS IN 122 SEA BASS

There’s a canal in Boston where you’re allowed to catch eight bass. So Environmental Police were a little taken aback when they found a drunk fisherman who’d hauled in a massive catch of 122 black sea bass. In an apparent drunken stupor, the man decided to take his recreational fishing boat out for a spin, reeling in the mountain of bass that would have put most professional fisherman to shame. The man was arrested and charged with operating a motorboat under the influence, possession of 122 black sea bass, having an unregistered motorboat, displaying improper registration numbers on a motorboat, and fishing without a valid Massachusetts saltwater fishing license. The police decided to donate all the fish to charity.
* Eight bass per fisherman. This is where you look around and say to the cops, “Where did the other 15 guys go?”
* 122 bass, or as Kevin James calls it, “Lunch.”
* They kept the guy’s name out of the story but all I can say is Tom Brady is really starting to lose it.
* Typical fisherman. He catches 122 fish and all he can talk about is the one that got away.
* Thank goodness they weren’t mutated sea bass like in Austin Powers.
* Those were the ones in the movie that ate the guard’s head leading to a barrage of Austin Powers head jokes: “He’ll never be the head of a major corporation.”
* As health moves go, I’m not sure eating fish from a canal in Boston is the best possible approach.