They sit at the gate for two hours, then they finally take off. A passenger asks the attendant, “What was the problem? Attendant says, “The pilot was bothered by a strange noise in the engine, and it took two hours to find a different pilot.”

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All of her family and relatives come to visit. When they ask to see the baby, the mom says, “Not yet.” A little later, they ask to see the baby again. Again, the woman says, “Not yet!” Finally they ask, “When can we see the baby?” The mother says, “When the baby cries.” They say, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The woman says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”

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