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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
TAYLOR AND TRAVIS SET THE DATE
June 13. Rhode Island. Be there.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
QUENTIN TARENTINO’S TOP TEN FILMS OF THE PAST 25 YEARS
Yes, what does Quentin think?
AEROSMITH GONE FROM THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLLER COASTER AT DISNEY WORLD
That’s Crazy Amazin’. I’m Cryin’.
CHRIS YOUNG REFUNDS ALL TICKETS AFTER SNOWSTORM SHOW
Early Christmas present.
JOKE OF THE DAY
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Your momma is so fat…
When the moon is full she turns into a warehouse.
What did the lazy mathematician say to the numbers?
Calc you later.
Why does Santa Claus get so many pop-up ads?
Because he always accepts cookies.
What did Alexander Hamilton say when he was cold?
Burr.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
Guy goes to the doctor.
He says, “Doc, I don’t feel good.”
Doctor says, “Go over to my window and stick your tongue out.”
Guy says, “Why?”
Doctor says, “Because I’m mad ad my neighbor.”
U.S. NEWS
FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT WITH CHICKEN
Not like the chicken fights we used to have.
TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY CALLS FOR GYM WORKOUTS BEFORE BOARDING FLIGHTS
Like you don’t get enough steps at the airport.
JUDGE SAYS WOMAN CAN’T CHANGE HER NAME TO “DR”
Well, no duh.
MAN STEALS SAME CAR TWICE
He has a type.
FUTURE IN-LAWS PLAY PRANK ON BRIDE-TO-BE
Welcome to the family, sucker.
ESCAPED MONKEY FINDS A HOME IN NEW JERSEY
As they do.
FUNNY PICTURES & VIDEOS
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Never Pitch Your Tent In The Dark
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Mondays
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And They Were Never Seen Again
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School Shoes
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Guy Fixes
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Dog Pile
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THE BUZZ
REVENGE
They had it coming.
STUDY: HAPPY MARRIAGE KEEPS YOU SKINNY
Because look at all the skinny married people around you at Walmart.
EYEWITNESS TO A FIRING
Stories from the front lines.
PEOPLE WHO EAT CHILI PEPPERS LIVE LONGER
Chili today, for a better tamale.
WHAT KIDS CALL THINGS
Aren’t they sweet? Get them checked.
GOOGLE’S TOP TRENDING SLANG SEARCHES OF 2025
Going to Ohio.
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
EMMA MCKAY
Starts Friday, August 1 in theaters.
DUST BUNNY
Starts Friday, December 12 in theaters.
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2
Starts Friday, December 5 in theaters.
HAMNET
Starts Friday, December 5 in theaters.
ETERNITY
Starts Wedensday, November 26 in theaters.
ZOOTOPIA 2
Starts Wednesday, November 26 in theaters.
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THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, December 5.
XMAS: LUMINESCENT LANE
Just keep the pace up.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – 4th of December Sale
Big Al’s new idea for a sale gets a chilly reception.
CHRISTMAS CAROLERS: CRYPTO CRASH
If you’re talking about the crypto market, this is for you.
CHRISTMAS: PERVY SANTA AT THE MALL
Kicking off the Xmas season with a classic!
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