Today Is…
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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
“DEAR ABBY” RETIRING
You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
DISNEY LAYS OFF PIXAR WORKERS
Disney, now known as Monsters, Inc.
ESPN FIRES ANNOUNCER IN MIDDLE OF LIVE BROADCAST
“Bye bye baby!” – Russ Hodges
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
OWN A PIECE OF THE WORLD CUP TURF: $450
A little piece of New Jersey.
“THE ODYSSEY” IN IMAX: ONLY 25 THEATERS
And they’re all sold out.
DISNEY REBOOTS MICKEY MOUSE CLUB
And doing it without a net.
JOKE OF THE DAY
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Did you know Led Zepplin and Pink Floyd started a landscaping business?
Robert Plants and Roger Waters.
What happens when two snails get into a fight?
They slug it out.
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?
It’s a little meteor.
What did one pig say to the other pig in Phoenix in July?
I’m bacon!
A guy is dancing with a girl, and they’re really swinging.
But every time he twirls her around, she gets two inches taller. He says, “What’s going on?” She says, “You’re unscrewing my wooden leg.”
U.S. NEWS
HIKER IMPALES SELF ON POLE, HIKES SIX HOUR BACK DOWN
It’s better than a sharp stick in the eye.
LEPROSY GROWING IN FLORIDA
It’s getting out of hand.
BRIDE-TO-BE SET FIRE TO THE CHURCH DAY BEFORE WEDDING
So I Married An Arsonist
CIRCUS PERFORMER SHOT IN NECK WITH AN ARROW
Arch enemy.
SAILOR RESCUED AFTER A MONTH AT SEA
Just off the boat.
DRYER SHEET IN THE MAILBOX
Do WHAT in the mailbox?
HORROR CIRCUS – THE SCARIEST SHOW ON EARTH
Cirque du Slay.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
POLICE SEEK DARTS FAN DRESSED AS A LOBSTER
Never argue with a lobster.
SWISS DOG OWNERS MUST NOW CLEAN UP URINE
Once again, cats get off scot-free.
TURKISH GOVERNOR FIRED FOR WEARING TIGHT CYCLING SHORTS
Next time take up bowling.
CHEF FACES JAIL TIME FOR INTENTIONAL ANTS ON THE FOOD
There’s a fly in my soup.
JAPAN CREATES NEW WORD FOR HOW HOT IT IS
Cruel Heat Day.
VISIT GLORIOUS DUBAI!
Don’t forget the sunscreen!
AUDIO: PILOTS GET FOOD POISONING
Surely you can’t be serious.
FUNNY PICTURES
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Solar Power My Ass
Pretty Sure This Is A Foreign Knockoff
Looking At Lava
Gee, Your Hair Smells Great
That Bike’s Gone, Bro
Seal In A Bucket
THE BUZZ
COFFEE: YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
Don’t drink it first thing. Drink it second thing.
STRANGE BODY REACTIONS
You people are weird.
MEN’S HOME SURPRISES
Guys, what is wrong with you?
MODERN-DAY SCRAPBOOK
Have you seen my childhood?
MY UNKNOWN TALENT
Show off.
SURVEY – SLEEP HABITS CAUSE BREAKUPS
Snooze ya lose.
IF YOUR CAR HAD A MAGIC BUTTON
I’m sure Elon is working on it.
DUMB HEADLINES
We’re in full summer dumb mode.
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
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SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY
Starts Friday, July 31 in theaters.
I WANT YOUR SEX
Starts Friday, July 31 in theaters.
HAUNTED HEIST
Starts Friday, July 24 in theaters.
PINOCCHIO UNSTRUNG
Starts Friday, July 24 in theaters.
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A & M AUTOLAND – Novelty Horns
You’ll be amazed how quick the novelty wears off.
DIARIA
With all the talk about you-know-what these day, here’s one from the library.
BUZZFEST
Who doesn’t like a good summer music festival?
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, July 24.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
ALPHA-MALE BITS
Part of this new vicious breakfast.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, July 17.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – Christmas In July
‘Tis the season to be stupid.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, July 10,
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND- The Bed Bunker
If at first you don’t succeed – at selling cars – try selling something else.
LAWN DIRECTOR
Be the first on your block to have a blockbuster lawn.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, July 3.
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