BROUGHT TO YOU BY

CHEATIES CEREAL
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out: “… ground corn cobs.”

FUNNYBONE SALAD DRESSINGS
:08
out: “… made with nitrous oxide.”

GERKINS LOTION
:06
out: “… rough and irritated.”

MOLD MEDAL FLOUR
:07
out: “… lots of fuzzy colors.”

NIGHTMARESICLE ICE CREAM BARS
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out: “… before bedtime.”