(Jan. 2016 – The Powerball Jackpot was over a billion dollars.) From USA Today, here’s what you should do if you’ve won the lottery. – Clone your own Scarlett Johansson. Just kidding. – Don’t claim the money right away. First, assemble a team of trusted lawyers, certified public accountants and financial advisers who will be…
(March, 2016) From Ann Brenoff, Senior Writer/Columnist for The Huffington Post, here are Ten Things Men Over 40 Shouldn’t Wear: 1. Baseball caps worn backward, or forward. 2. Hats that aren’t Tilley Hats. A Tilley Hat is an Indiana Jones-style hat, only cheaper-made. 3. Tee-shirts that shrunk in the wash. 4. Anything that points an…
#5: Somehow “lose” an annoying toy.
What poor decision will you make today?
“My hair caught on fire.”
“Turns out we are cousins.”
Surprise – women hate their bodies.
There’s always one small thing that makes you happy.
“You’re talking to the trash can.”
I was stuck under the bed.