10 JOKE OF THE DAY

In Depends Day.

An air friar.

He asks three men in the front pew: “What would you want your loved ones to say as they are looking at you in your coffin?”
First man says, “That I was a good father and husband.”
Second man says, “That I lived a good life.”
Third man says, “Look – he’s moving!”

A Morse toad.

Thanks for nothing.

Doctor says, “It’s okay, John, you’ll get through this. Everything’s going to be alright, John, calm down. Don’t worry, John, it just a quick procedure.”
Guy says, “My name’s not John.”
Doctor says, “I know, but mine is.”

Mount Cleverest.

An otter swims up to them and asks “Do you guys have any batteries?”
Men are confused but they go, “No, we don’t have any batteries.”
Otter swims away but comes back after a while.
One man says, “Go away! We already told you we don’t have batteries and your splashing scares the fish away.”
Otter says, “But I brought you batteries!”

Ketchup with you later.

To get another degree.