NORTH KOREA ORDERS WOMEN WITH SAME NAME AS KIM’S DAUGHTER TO CHANGE IT
Yep, perfectly sane.
FISH CAN RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES IN A MIRROR
“Hey, that’s-a me!”
BALLET DIRECTOR HITS CRITIC IN FACE WITH DOG DOO
Pas de deux deux.
WOMAN SWIMS 1.5 MILES IN ANTARCTIC WATERS
Cold-hearted woman.
INDIA: HUG A COW FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
How romooooo-ntic.
MAN ATTEMPTS TO STEAL LENIN’S BODY
Yoko distraught.
SPANISH COURT ALLOWS NUDIST TO WALK AROUND TOWN
Attención ahora.
ZOO DIRECTOR SERVES ANIMALS AT PARTY
Come see what’s cookin’ at the zoo!