MAN STABBED TO DEATH ON MERRY-GO-ROUND
You must be THIS dead to ride.
AUSTRALIAN MAN BREAKS SURFING RECORD
Uhhh… bitchin’?
CHINESE SCIENTISTS GROW ANTLERS ON MICE
Nice rack, mice rack.
FATHER PUNISHES SON WITH FORCED VIDEO GAMED PLAYING
That’ll learn him.
LUFTHANSA CREW TELLS PASSENGERS TO DELETE PHOTOS OF ROCKY FLIGHT
This little – haha – experience is – haha – just between us, okay?
MAN STICKS UP HIS OWN SON AT ATM
Of all the people.
TOPLESS SWIMMING NOW ALLOWED IN BERLIN PUBLIC POOLS
Frei schwimmen für die wimmen.