CRIMINAL KEPT ESCAPING BY DEFECATING IN HIS PANTS UPON DETAINMENT
Habeus crapus.
SHARKS MAKE NOISE, AND NOT JUST THE CRUNCHY SOUNDS
Tick tick tick tick tick…..
WORLD’S OLDEST CAT: 30
Says owner, who has no real proof.
BRITISH MAN BURIED IN SNICKERS COFFIN
Buried in a Snickers coffin? Thats Nutrageous!
WOMAN INJURED IN DOLPHIN SWIM
Dorsal fin of death!
MAN PAINTS HIS DOG LIKE A TIGER TO SCARE OFF DEBT COLLECTORS
That’s GrrrrrrrRRRRREAT!
AUDIO: CRUISE SHIP ASKS PASSENGERS TO KEEP LIGHTS OFF AT NIGHT TO HIDE FROM PIRATES
And shut down that conga line, dammit!
FAKE ITALIAN MICKEY MOUSE THREATENS TOURISTS WITH KNIFE IF THEY DON’T PAY
Not that much different from the real Disney.