GUY’S FISH TANK NEARLY KILLS ENTIRE FAMILY
Coral releases toxin into the air.
RESTAURANT OWNER GOES TO THE BATHROOM IN RIVAL’S SOUP POT
But it’s China, so, OK then.
MAN KNOWN AS “SNAKE WHISPERER” DIES FROM GUESS WHAT?
Hey, little cobra.
MAN SAYS HE’S NOT DEAD; COURT DISAGREES
Thinks he’ll go for a walk.
DOCTORS REMOVE 100 FISH BONES FROM MAN’S RECTUM
He ate carp, bones and all.
CHINA TELLS ITS SINGLE WOMEN TO “SETTLE”
Get on with it!
WORLD’S OLDEST TATTOO
At least it’s not a prehistoric tramp stamp.
AUDIO: OWEN WILSON “WOW” DAY
Thousands will say “Wow” today in unison.