TORONTO PUBLIC TRANSIT OFFICERS NOW KNOWN AS P.O.O.S
It’s a crappy job, eh.
AIRPLANE LEAVES EVERYBODY’S LUGGAGE BEHIND
Why does anybody even fly anymore?
TAIWAN COLLEGE COACH DEMANDED BLOOD DONATIONS FROM STUDENTS
There will be blood.
THE OCTOPUS HOT DOG
Eight arms to hold you, ’til dinner.
WOMAN SEXUALLY BLACKMAILED TIBETAN MONKS
Hey, buddha buddha buddha buddha… ssssswinnng!!!
TORTOISE STARTS FIRE
rrrrRRRRUUUUUNNNNnnnnnn!
BRAZILIAN BROTHEL ADDS TRUMP TARIFF ON AMERICAN SEX CUSTOMERS
We won’t stand for this!
PRISONER SMUGGLES HIMSELF OUT IN A SUITCASE
Imagine explaining that to the warden.