RULER OF DUBAI MUST PAY $730 MILLION DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
Sheikh it off, and try again, Mo.
AUDIO: EXERCISE BIKES AT MCDONALD’S
Would you like some fries with your irony?
5-YEAR-OLD BOY TAKES FAMILY CAR TO BUY SISTER A PRESENT
It’s the thought that counts.
NORTH KOREA BANS LAUGHING
Seriously.
DAREDEVIL FLIES IN AND OUT OF VOLCANO IN WINGSUIT
Impressing literally no one.
THAI MAN HAD PENIS STUCK IN PADLOCK
Whose cockamamie idea was this?
BRAZILIAN POLITICIANS DUKE IT OUT IN THE RING
Three rounds between the mayor and a former councilman.
AUSTRALIAN GUYS CLAIM THEY SAW AUSSIE BIGFOOT
I suppose it was doing a walkabout on the billabong, eh?
CHOCOLATE COMPANY MAKES CHILDREN CRY WITH ADVENT CALENDAR
Remember the slave labor that made this candy.