TWIN SONS OF DIFFERENT FATHERS
Dos huevos.
CANADIAN PARATROOPER DRINKS BEER ON THE WAY DOWN
Even for Canada, this is a no-no.
BOYS SOCCER TEAM SPONSORED BY HOOTERS
Don’t get your knickers in a twist.
HELP WANTED: SWISS GUARDS
Now hiring!
MAN WINS “LYING DOWN” CHAMPIONSHIP
Snooze you l̶o̶s̶e̶ win.