USE THOSE COUPONS ON FIRST DATES
So go ahead, Mr. Suave. Whip out that couponbook.
WHAT NORMAL THING FREAKS YOU OUT?
Suck it up, people!
WEIRD THOUGHTS THAT STICK WITH YOU
I’ll never forget it.
MEN DIE OF A BROKEN HEART MORE OFTEN THAN WOMEN
Owner of a lonely heart.
THE MOST POPULAR SOFT DRINKS
Coke. Always Coca-cola.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
SLEEPING NAKED STORIES
You take your chances.
FOREIGNERS SHOCKED BY AMERICA
What a country!
MOST POPULAR DOG NAMES
Stop naming your dog Luna, people.