TODAY (WEDNESDAY) IS THE SHORTEST DAY EVER
Well, at least in your lifetime.
RESEARCHERS: SLEEP TWICE A DAY
In your dreams.
SKILLS THAT ARE SURPRISINGLY EASY TO LEARN
Impress your friends.
STUDY: CHEESE GIVES YOU NIGHTMARES
Keep that slice of cheddar off your apple pie.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
CAR BRAND STUDY: BEST DRIVERS, WORST DRIVERS, DRUNKEST DRIVERS
What are you driving at?
WACKY FIREWORK NAMES
OK boomer.
TOP TEN PLACES AMERICANS FANTASIZE ABOUT HAVING SEX
Gonna have to have my limo detailed.
LIFE HACKS
Works every time.
SCIENCE: CATS PREFER SLEEPING ON THE LEFT SIDE
They blinded me with cat science.