THE ADULT EQUIVALENT OF FINDING OUT SANTA ISN’T REAL
Wait – he’s not?
Wait – he’s not?
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
Gnat-urally.
Because we deserve it.
Why is that special someone never invited back to your home?
Win some, lose some.
Don’t touch me there.
Are you sitting down for this?
Quit yer blubberin’.
Three of the dumbest headlines we’ve seen this week.