THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Paul Anka Revealed As Broccoli”
2. “65-Year-Old Martial Artist Loves To Get Hit In The Crotch With A Log”
3. “Why Channing Tatum Gets A Haircut After Every Movie”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “This Underwater Farmer Wants Us To Eat More Seaweed”