SURVEY: PEOPLE THINK THEIR PETS ARE JUST LIKE THEM
Except for the pooping on the carpet thing.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Would you eat a bald eagle? Discuss.
MOTHER-IN-LAW CROSSES THE LINE
Hung pictures of herself in the baby’s room.
AUDIO: BUGS FEEL PAIN
And maybe a little anguish, too.
AUDIO: THE JERUSALEMA
The new dance craze.
MOST PEOPLE KISS TO THE RIGHT
Says science.
GIFT YOURSELF ON VALENTINE’S DAY. YOU DESERVE IT.
Signed, The Makers of Valentine Crap.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Discuss, then vote.
DON’T USE THE SILHOUETTE FILTER ON TIKTOK
If you know what’s good for you.
FINDING LOVE IS WORK
Write this stuff down.