SEX SURVEY: 50% SAY CURRENT PARTNER IS THE WORST

A new study of 2,000 sexually active U.S. residents by Swedish intimate lifestyle company LELO finds:
– One in two Americans – 50% – admit that their current partner is the worst sex they’ve ever had.
– One in five say they’ve experienced more than 10 truly awful sexual encounters in their life.
– 44% have had to stop in the middle of a sexual encounter because it was just so bad.
– One in three (33%) have fallen asleep on their partner during the act.
* My wife fakes it. Sleep, I mean, while we’re doing it.
* Well, for 50% of us, the sex can only get better. For the other 50% … I’m very sorry.
* How do you qualify “10 truly awful sexual encounters in their life.” Because, for men, there’s no such thing as bad sex.
* Have I had 10 truly awful sexual encounters? I’ll let you know when I get to 10 sexual encounters.
* Sure, the sex may be bad, but she has other qualities. Like the nagging.