OPRAH’S FAVORITE THINGS, 2022
Last year’s favorites? Crap. THESE are her favorites now.
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Put on a happy face.
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They know how to deal with the brain-dead.
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Scarier than Halloween, it’s actual dumb headlines.
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Wisdom of the ages.
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You may experience some discomfort.
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Stop your sobbing.
THE WORST VALUE TOURIST ATTRACTIONS
Save your money.
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It’s not fat, it’s just big boned.