THREE DUMB HEADLINES
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Brides – like it’s all about them, right?
It’s because my name is Zzyzx, isn’t it?
Even Siri would roll her eyes.
This is sus.
The weekly dumbness.
…Butt doctor!
Stop typing, save the Amazon.
A part of this nutrituous breakfast.
How did I ever live without this stuff?