SURVEY: MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
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IF YOU CAN’T STAND ON ONE LEG FOR 10 SECONDS, YOU’RE GONNA DIE
A question of balance.
WE HATE WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DRIVE
Pass the Xanax.
DYING EARLY? IT’S YOUR UNLOVING MOTHER’S FAULT
Love me, mommy!
SURVEY: SEX TALK WITH THE KIDS
Cover your ears.
THINGS YOU BUY BUT NEVER USE
(Life insurance doesn’t count.)
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Let listeners help pick the dumbest one.
SURVEY: WOULD YOU GO TO A FAMILY CHAIN RESTAURANT ON A FIRST DATE?
In most towns, is there any other choice?
PEOPLE SLEEP BETTER WITH A PARTNER
Here’s the latest snooze.
SURVEY: LOTTERY WINNINGS
Dream on