THANKSGIVING TRIVIA
We’ve been lied to for so long.
SMELLS THAT MOST PEOPLE LIKE, BUT NOT YOU
Ain’t I a stinker?
THE MOST USED WORDS OF 2022
And it’s not f***.
DO YOU HIDE CANDY?
Yes you do.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, vote.
GO AHEAD, PUT UP THOSE XMAS DECORATIONS NOW
You pathetic loser.
NEIMAN MARCUS FANTASY GIFT CATALOGUE
A Barbie-pink Maserti.
STUDY: ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE GET BETTER GRADES
Hot for student.
NEWS FLASH: MONEY BUYS HAPPINESS
Thank you, Professor Obvious.
DON’T EVER USE THESE RESTAURANT JOKES AGAIN
Yes, you’re hilarious, now shut up.