WHAT TOY WOULD YOU BUY YOUR WORST ENEMY’S CHILD?
Revenge Christmas, the best kind of Christmas.
UBER EATS FOOD TRENDING REPORT
No onions.
TOYS ‘R’ FOR ADULTS
Grow up, grownups.
THE WORST XMAS GIFTS
‘Tis the season of disappointment.
DISPLAYS OF WEALTH
The rich can’t help it.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Sorry, no returns without receipt.
YOU’VE GOT A SECRET
I killed a hobo.
WHAT MISPRONOUNCED WORDS DRIVE YOU CRAZY?
It’s imporant to have a good vernaculary.