THREE DUMB HEADLINES
There are no winners here.
SMELL LIKE ST. PATRICK’S DAY
Charming.
STUDY: WE PRIMP FOUR HOURS A DAY
No we don’t.
HUSBAND REFUSES TO PAY BIRTHING BILL
The ‘luxury’ birthing package.
DO YOU KNOW THESE SPORTS QUESTIONS FROM “JEOPARDY”?
Sports and Jeopardy contestants go together like peas and ferrets.
FOREIGN WORDS THAT SHOULD BE ADDED TO ENGLISH
Fahrvergnügen.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Actual headlines. Vote for the dumbest.
SHOULD THE MOON GET ITS OWN TIME ZONE?
Let’s work on statehood for Puerto Rico first, okay?
CARMAKERS: GET RID OF THESE THINGS!
Touchscreens, touchscreens, touchscreens!