CANADIAN BUTTER THIEVES

Two Vancouver men are facing charges of theft for allegedly stealing a shopping cart loaded with $1,400 worth of butter. Police say the men, aged 23 and 25, were arrested outside a supermarket in Coquitlam last Wednesday. Police say the 23-year-old man is also a suspect in at least three other butter thefts around Metro Vancouver in recent months. Police say that while the theft of a large amount of butter is a little unusual, they do see these sort of thefts with other food products like meat, cheese, and baby formula that is easily sold on black markets.
* Vancouver butter rustlers!
* Butter luck next time.
* Holy oleo, Batman!
* What a weird butter story. Spread it around.
* Sounds like a pretty slick operation.
* But I’ve seen butter.
* A shopping cart full of butter? That’s enough to make one pie with a Paula Deen recipe.